{"id":526,"date":"2012-03-03T09:45:33","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T14:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/?p=526"},"modified":"2012-03-03T09:45:33","modified_gmt":"2012-03-03T14:45:33","slug":"it-was-bound-to-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/it-was-bound-to-happen\/","title":{"rendered":"It was bound to happen&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/photo1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-528\" title=\"photo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/photo1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Someone would eventually realize how glamorous cows really are.\u00a0 And it&#8217;s finally happened&#8230;.in a Dallas boutique, of course.\u00a0 These cow mannequins are sporting not only the latest designer gowns, but thousands of dollars in jewelry.<\/p>\n<p>We think our cows are gorgeous just the way they are&#8230;but maybe a little sparkle on their ear tags would be nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone would eventually realize how glamorous cows really are.\u00a0 And it&#8217;s finally happened&#8230;.in a Dallas boutique, of course.\u00a0 These cow mannequins are sporting not only the latest designer gowns, but thousands of dollars in jewelry. We think our cows are gorgeous just the way they are&#8230;but maybe a little sparkle on their ear tags would be nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":529,"href":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions\/529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thistlehill.net\/wpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}